THE B&W DICTIONARY OF REDNECK COMPUTER LINGO.

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THE B&W DICTIONARY OF REDNECK COMPUTER LINGO.


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created Thu Jul 14, 05

Redneck definitions of Computer terms. Can you add to the list?

John Deere Letter: An E - Mail a redneck gets from his sister , stating she no longer loves him .
"Window": A place in the truck to hang your gun.
"Keyboard": A place to hang your truck keys.
"Floppy": When you run out of Polygrip.
"Modem": How you got rid of them Dandelions.
"Rom": delicious when you mix it with Coca Cola.
"Lan": To borrow as in hey Billy Joe "Lan me your truck".
"Cursor": What some guys do when they're mad at their wife or girlfriend.
"Bit": A wager as in "I Bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch.&quo
"Packet" What you do to a suitcase or walmart bag before a trip.
Greyats -Some kind of food
"Scanner" What tells us to slow down on the hi-way
"Driver" What rich people have
"Pop-Up" What happens after your viagra sets in
"mousepad" eeew, mice get their periods too?!
"web design" what spiders make


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