best : political : INTERNATIONAL MOTTOES FOR COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD. EXAMPLE - ENGLAND: WE MAY HAVE LOST OUR EMPIRE , BUT AT LEAST WE'RE NOT FRANCE! [+] joke ballot by maxxman created Mon Jul 18, 05 Think of a Country , and a Slogan that sums it up. Last I time I checked there were 199 Countries in the World , the newest being East Timore. What can you come up with? Mexico: Will the last person crossing the border , please turn out the lights. Ireland: Wherever you find 4 Irishmen , you'll find a Fifth.(Whiskey.) Colombia: If you think coffee is our #1Export , you've been using to much of our #1 Export. Brazil: Enjoy our National Pasttime , shooting street kids in Rio. Haiti: We're so poor , we can't pay attention. Afghanistan: Everyone knows where we are , but no one wants to go there. Germany: No longer Nazi , we're just nasty! Canada: We can't decide if we're French or American. Japan: The Rising Sun is starting to set. Iraq: This place is full of shiite , the Sunni you leave the better. Argentina: Forget the economy , let's play soccer! Dominican Republic: At least we're not Haiti! England: Two World Wars one World Cup. Pakistan - Proud of our US-backed dictatorship! New Zealand - We're dyed in the wool! France: We may eat Frogs, but we know how to cook Italy - Mob Rule! Russia - Mr. KGB R US! India: blame it on Pakistan! China - Walmart warehouse to the World! Switzerland - Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Hungary - We're not Hungary, We're Starving! Netherlands - Land of Bongs and Windmills! S. Korea - Nerner! We've Got William Hung! N. Korea - Land of A Million Smiles! Belgium - The Home of the Original Freedom Fries! Norway - Who the Fjord are you Looking At?! Zimbabwe - Don't Worry, Be Happy! Australia - Tie Me Vegemite Down, Mate! Cuba - Fantasy Island! Scotland - We're Not Wearing Any! Aruba - We Specialize in Graduation Trips! Saudi Arabia: We'll Hold Hands, Then Chop 'Em Off! Israel: Proud to be the 51st State of the Union! Mexico - number 1 exporter of people to the USA Turkey - we're a country not a food USA - if we don't like you, we'll invade you USA - A great nation...at least until we got Bush Cambodia--genocide free for over 20 years USA-Not so much a "has been, but a "never will be" Ballot #77603 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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