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"SIX FLAGS OVER ALLAH" THE WORLDS FIRST MIDDLE EASTERN THEME PARK.

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"SIX FLAGS OVER ALLAH" THE WORLDS FIRST MIDDLE EASTERN THEME PARK.


[+] joke ballot by maxxman
created Wed Jul 20, 05

You've heard of Euro & Tokyo Disney , why not Six flags over Allah? What rides might they have?

Fallujah Ferris wheel: Watch the gun battles below , smell the burning tires from our Ferris Wheel.
Suicide Car Bomb Bumper Cars: Dodge the Road blocks , Blast your friends.
The Haunted Mosque: The first Middle Eastern Haunted house , It will scare the Shiite out of you!
Osama's Hideaway Funhouse: Hide just like Osama , not even a sattelite will be able to track you!
The Turban Cowboy: Mechanical Camel with 10 speed settings , and 1 or 2 Humps.
International Airport Security Maze: Dodge Customs officials , N.S.A agents , and Interpol .
AK 47 Shooting Gallery: Blast the Infidels! Uzi's and RPG's also available.
Al Jazeera Photo Studio: Pose with terrified foreign hostages in your terrorist garb.
Young Martyr Sinai Desert Petting Zoo: Scorpions , Jackals , Tarantulas and others.
Uncle Habibs Hashish Tent: Come on in and fire up the Hookah!
Haunted Abu Girab Prison House come
Iraqi police Whack-A-Mole
The Osama make your own video booth. Make a "Real" Osama style video and make mock threats


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COMMENTS:
Walt Disney would not approve.
by maxxman on Wed Jul 20, 05 7:25am [+]

If they asked for a head count at the park...would that mean only those attached to bodies or all heads?
by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Wed Jul 20, 05 3:29pm [+]

^ heh ^
by mojo on Wed Jul 20, 05 6:20pm [+]

LOL @ this ballot.
by Liberal_Democrat on Wed Jul 20, 05 10:14pm [+]

Walt Disney is in paradise now, and we all know what THAT means!
by mojo on Sun Jul 31, 05 8:37am [+]

On the 17th September, Alton Towers, England's premier theme park is being taken over by an Islamic group. There will be no music, gambling or alcohol and rides will be segragated. I am not making any of this up.
by Andrew_Anorak on Sat Jul 08, 06 12:21am [+]






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