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This Is A True Story...
After I got divorced (the 2nd time) and started to date again. I was set up a blind date. One of my co-workers set it up. I was told that her previous husband was killed in an auto accident two years earlier. I agreed to the date. When I arrived at her house for the date and went up to the door. A kid answered the door. He said that ‘Mommy is getting ready.’ There were seven kids running around the house all from the ages of 3 to 15. I asked the kid if he was having a sleep over, he said no those are my brothers. I asked him how many of you guys are there? He said he has 4 brothers and two sisters. Then the kid asked me if I was going to be his new Daddy. I should have run right then and there. But I didn’t. We went out to dinner and I was so rude. When she ordered, I told her to order something less expensive. I interrupted her conversation over and over again. I picked my nose. I belched. I took the peppershaker and put it my pocket and told her that I just ran out at home and I needed it. It was awful I asked her if she could leave the tip. And she did. After dinner, she wanted to go see a movie. At the theatre I must have went to the restroom about ten times. I kept telling her ‘when you gotta go, you gotta go.’ I finally took her home and she still kissed me goodnight and told me that she had a great time. She was so nice, but just the thought of all those kids. I never called her again. When I spoke with my co-worker she said that she did not know that she had seven kids. My co-worker said to me how could that be, she was only 23yrs old she was told. I told my co-worker that she had her first kid when she 15yrs old and that she had a set of twins in there somewhere. My co-worker apologized to me and said if she knew she would have never had done that without warning what to expect first.
Boy this makes me sound like a heel when I am really not like that. But, I was just looking to go out on a date. I was not looking for a wife. And I was not looking to be ‘The Brady Bunch,’ ‘The Partridge Family’ and ‘Eight Is Enough’ all rolled into one.
Why thanks for your candor UncleRandy.....you know what they say, "instant family, just add Dad"! LOL That would have been Michael Jacksons dream date...
^^ Thanks.
I bet she would would have put out real easy. But I did not want to go there. But I must say that she was really attractive for having seven kids that is.
OMG
Was that you. How you been these past 12 years.
You should of asked first before going on the date Unclerandy... "Do you have kids" usually comes up within getting to know eachother before the date.. no offense but if I were her I would have thrown my drink in your face, called you something really interesting before leaving, and french kissed the hot little spanish waiter.. now that is what I call an exit!!
Hey lady, me and you need to go out on a date with the clear intention of kissing as many Spanish waiters as possible in one evening! You're my kinda girl! :)
;) For sure GC!
Jus kiddin'. Luv u man.
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