THE AMAZING ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF NORTH KOREA'S KIM JONG-IL...

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THE AMAZING ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF NORTH KOREA'S KIM JONG-IL...


[+] joke ballot by _Beelzebubba
ACTIVE Wed Aug 17, 05 - Thu Aug 17, 06

This guy is amazing.

He is the lizard king.
He can do anything.

Shot 11 holes-in-one his first time playing golf
Recall phone numbers with 'lightning speed'
Piloted fighter jets
Written operas
Produced movies
Has a huge schlong and satisfies many women
Is better looking than Elvis
Snappy dresser
Being a tall, lean fighting machine
Most revered world leader
Has a full and vibrant head of hair
Knows how to annoy GWB
Designs his own clothing
Does a mean Marlon Brando impression
Doesn't need a cape to fly.
Displayed incredible speed and guts in Super Bowl
Built the world's most powerful country
Starved his people to death - repeatedly
Gets his subjects to worship him
Has the world's coolest pair of eyeglasses
He is so hot, people put his picture everywhere
Architect of his own palaces
Just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance
Rocks out harder than Kenny Loggins
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COMMENTS:
Inevitable! Things are inevitably going to change!

Goddammit, open your f**kin' ears!
by _Beelzebubba on Wed Aug 17, 05 1:00pm [+]

he's korean he doesn't have a huge schlong, he doesn't even have a medium schlong, he might just have no schlong.
by usedcarparts on Thu Aug 18, 05 2:26am [+]






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