WHAT WOULD JESUS CHRIST SAY TO PAT ROBERTSON TODAY?

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WHAT WOULD JESUS CHRIST SAY TO PAT ROBERTSON TODAY?


[+] ballot by xxxxxxxx
ACTIVE Wed Aug 24, 05 - Mon May 19, 08

From everything I've been taught, Christ seems like a peaceful, forgiving, apolitical man. Others may have been taught differently, but it seems as if this is the prevailing opinion.

What do you think Christ would say to Pat Robertson, following his remarks on Hugo Chavez?

This is also obviously nothing more than speculation, let's get this straight right now.

It was unwise to say that, but I forgive you.
Let he who is perfect cast the first stone.
Read your Scriptures, 'holy' man.
Pride goeth before the fall.
You do not speak for Me
Bend over
"I've been dead for over 2000 years"
Maybe you should distance yourself from me
"Can you believe so many people believe this stuff
I forgive you, go and sin no more
"Get a grip, pink boy!"
thanks for overturning the money tables
Go forth and sin no more
Damn man, you're so cool!
He would be laughing so hard at Pat, he wouldn't be able to speak.
knock knock...
"Talk to the hand....."


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COMMENTS:
Now that I think about it, Christ wouldn't say the second one to Pat Robertson -- that'd fall on deaf ears. Robertson probably thinks he is perfect.
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Aug 24, 05 12:58pm [+]

Hell, Robertson would probably call for Christ's assassination.
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Aug 24, 05 12:59pm [+]

"Me dammit, man! What the hell were you *thinking*?!?"
by Cathexis on Wed Aug 24, 05 1:02pm [+]

Counciltucky is on a total roll today. As is Cathexis.
by mojo on Wed Aug 24, 05 1:08pm [+]

Let's go get that beaner, okay Pattie?
by _Beelzebubba on Wed Aug 24, 05 1:21pm [+]

Me Damnit man! Haha LOL.

You're a my dad damn disgrace to me-ianity.
by um__yeah on Wed Aug 24, 05 1:29pm [+]

Stop sucking up to the new world order and get back to being an alternative media source.
by VanHelsing on Wed Aug 24, 05 1:40pm [+]

And stop being so greedy. How many millions do you and your friends need while the poor are being squeezed by higher prices in everything.
by VanHelsing on Wed Aug 24, 05 1:54pm [+]

Um. Tell us what you believe, Cletus.
by mojo on Wed Aug 24, 05 4:09pm [+]

"And, verily, I say unto thee- waketh up and smelleth what the Rock is cookin', before thou cookest upon some hotter rocks."
by Truthseeker013 on Wed Aug 24, 05 5:46pm [+]

Pat, can you say,oneway ticket to hell
by Quinn_the_Eskimo on Wed Aug 24, 05 7:01pm [+]

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." "Go your way and sin no more."

The "devil" would be all that other stuff we'd like to hear Jesus say.
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Aug 24, 05 11:35pm [+]






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