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I would make sure everyone had a good home and enough money and peace and security,I would surround myself with all the beauty in the world and most beautiful women and girls.
I would eat the best foods and have the best house in the world.
I would have more diamonds than anyone else in the world
I would give myself a billion dollars
I would have all the best clothes and jewelery in the world
make all women go top less
anonymous you mean you would be Sultan of Bruni
make the whole of Australia my beach home
once you get rid of the jews live will become fantastic anyway
I would order a decree that everyone must blaze a joint every hour! Or better pot device.
I would marry Jennifer LOPEZ and then.
I want to start a religion...and build a TEMPLE as an HONOUR to her MAGNIFICANT ASS.
I want to LICK her ASS...KISS her ASS...EAT her ASS...worship her ASS...I want to PRAY to her ASS everyday...I want to LOOK at NOTHING except her ASS for the rest OF my LIFE...I want to make sacrifices TO her ASS...I want to go and DRINK Champghne from her ass...I want to eat off her ass....I want to be at one with her ASS.
I want to live inside her ASS.
YOU guessed it I really like her ASS.
Then I would make a statute of her ass and get everyone to worship it and have it in their house as the greatest ass in the history of UNIVERSE....but only me will be able to touch it and you know what.
Amen
pray now
You mean out of the hands of zionists
yeehah
I see that c*nt is a JEW.
Jews want to turn America into Communist Russia.
JEWS are bolshviks by nature.total control from top to bottom.
Lenin was a JEW.
JEWS now in control of USA watch your freedoms filter away to zero.already freedom of speech is being slowly taken away.
Patriot act after Patriot act creating fear of saying what you think in case, you are put in the electric chair
in USA .iN fact it was about JEWS in USA.
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Jews are the worry.
If I was the ruler of the world,I would arrest and torture every JEW.
I would arrest and torture every FAG.
I would puttheir murders and suffering on TV for everyone to enjoy.
I would personally torture them and chop their limbs off one by one...these children of The SATAN himself.
make love to every hot guy in the world
I would stock all the most expensive and beautiful paintings in the world
I would take all the money from the rich and give it to the poor
I would take out all the deals being made behind closed doors and make sure EVERYONE knew that truth about world decissions. I would have a vote for each endevor and allow the people to choose. I would enforce true freedon and liberty.
I would make Saddam president again and kill Sharon and BUsh as they are the worst murderers of the last century
I would kill every JEW in the world
get tenchi muyo back on the air
arrest LCD
DESPERADO is there like a POINT ur trying to get to, or a PUZZLE to FIGURE OUT with EVERY OTHER WORD CAPITALIZED, tell ME, its been bugging the HELL out of me
some peole have made some very immature comments and I expected that. As the human race is destructive in nature, anyone with this power should do good with it. I personally woudld feed everyone on the planet, creat free healthcare for everyone and makesure that no one had much to complain about, remove all weapons of any description including knives. I would ban heavy pollutants and anything that destroys and ruins other things. I would creat something that everyone can be proud of and will welcome ideas from every person. I would give criminals just 3 chances before they face possible limb removal and or death. Believe me it would make for a better place!
i wud...have all da best lookin boys around me make evry1 in da world very happy and peaceful. no more wars. hav all the beautiful things around me, hav da best villa in da world wiv a swimming pool half da size of an ocean wiv dolphins in it.
JEWS=enemies of freedom in America
If I ruled the world, I would legalize pot and have a mandatory smoke out at 2:00 pm so we can all smoke something. I would bring back all muscle cars and scrap all econo boxes like the hybrid civic. Everyone will own kick ass cars, all men and boys will carry powerful handguns and such, we'll own F-117's and Apaches. George Carlin, Zach De La Rocha, Rob Halford and Cheech And Chong and my homeboys will rule beside me. Everyone will own a Ferrari. Everyone will get a big ass house. Playing video games will be a paying job, I will crush all governments and create my own, the only religion will be metal and Judas is our priest. Everyone will own guitars and there will be rock star and hip hop colleges. Sex Ed will be mandatory with live demonstrations. I will eradicate all racists, feminists, and animal rights activists. NAMBLA will be cast off into the vaccum of space. And I do love the idea of dinosaurs running around. War will be illegal, I would draw all militaries worldwide into one militia and make the Rebel Alliance real along with the Zoid and Guitarists Armies. But being as I'm a nice guy, I will see to it that everybody gets free healthcare and instant approval for jobs and that men and women can have as many husbands and wives as they want and I will have the Autobahn expand and link to other continents so we can all speed. Also no longer will we need licenses to drive, own something or even hunt. Cable will be free, especially the Playboy Channel! I would also legalize street racing but have it located in zones of the cities where you can't hurt yourself, traffic or your Type-R Integra. Strip Clubs, whorehouses will be on every street corner and the legal drinking age will be whenever the fuck you want to. We can be X-Men if we wanted to. There will be a cure for AIDS and other diseases so you can all fuck, fondle blow and cornhole all you like. As you can see, in Necromancer's empire everyone gets their way unless you're and imperial grand wizard, I will cast you off into a black hole. And to top it all off, NO TAXES! NO IRS! ROCK AND ROLL!
All Queers would die a slow and painfull death!
Break into all global TV broadcasts and masturbate live in front of the entire world for an hour.
Universal_President you have it all wrong- you dont have to break in! you control them...no, you simply make it mandatory for them to watch!
Racism and spanking would immediately be declared illegal. Racism would be punished by execution, Spanking would be punished by a $10,000 fine. I would then order every automobile manufacturer to come up with a non-polluting fuel for all future cars, and gasoline engines would be banned. With the new fuel (preferably made from a renewable vegetable source like corn or soy), I would put rubber bumpers on all cars (so they bounce instead of wreck when they collide with something). After that I would line every road in the world with NERF and raise the world speed limit to 120 MPH. Farmers and factory workers would never be required to pay taxes again. However, mean bosses would be required to pay double taxes. I would declare it illegal to say anything bad about Celine Dion or Ariana Richards, a violation resulting in life imprisonment without parole. The same penalty would also apply for saying anything GOOD about George W. Bush, Osama Bin Laden, Adolf Hitler, AND Pauly Shore. The Republican Party would be banned forever. I would give Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky a talk show (together) to compete with Regis and Kelly (It might be more exciting.) I would buy the rights to the "Chronicles of Prydain" books by Lloyd Alexander by paying his family one billion dollars of my huge amassed wealth. Then I would make all five books into movies. However, since Disney has the movie rights, I would have to get the movie rights from them. However, I would simply take the movie rights away from them, having that power and all. They would not get a dime. Jay-Jay the Jet Plane would be FORCIBLY taken off the air, with the last episode showing Jay-Jay being shot down by ME. Everybody involved in the production of that show would be executed for treason. The Simpsons would be taken off the air too. All existing episodes depicting corporal punishment and child abuse would be destroyed. I would allow swear words to be said on national television (children have to learn them from somebody.). I would sell Texas to Mexico. Paris Hilton and Simon Cowell would be put on a rocket and sent straight into the sun. Then, I would have a beer and get ready for my second day in power.
Necromancer I like the way you think! but excuse me can I get the Formula 1 Ferrari? and a line of vintage Charvel Guitars?
do you realy wanna know?
I don`t have to think
kill all the jews and the world will be a better place
I would just have fun
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