choices : history : IF A CHICKENHAWK WAS ON THE TITANIC, HOW WOULD HE CON HIS WAY ONTO A LIFE BOAT? [+] joke ballot by cranky ACTIVE Tue Aug 30, 05 - Sun May 25, 08 Dress in his mother's clothes Dress in his sister's clothes Dress in black bra and panties and promise to service the crew Bribe a crew member with money he borrowed from his mother Offer oral sex to the captain Get sympathy by pretending to be retarded Whine, cry, and have a hissy Throw a child overboard so he will fit Claim he is being discriminated against Claim he is related to owner of steamship line Start singing My Heart Will Go On Scream like a woman Tell Cap'n Dad that he's the new Messiah Stick a bouquet of Bluebonnets in his ass Act so obnoxious that even the dying want him gone Bitch-slap the weeping women and children Claim he'll melt the iceberg with global warming! Squeal lak a pig Pretend lifeboats are riskier than the Titanic Play deliverance song on his banjo Say he needs to live so he can blog about it Disguise himself as Billy Zane's dinner Ballot #80119 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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