MY DOG, RUSTY, JUST HUNG UP THE PHONE ON ME, MID-CONVERSATION...

would you : MY DOG, RUSTY, JUST HUNG UP THE PHONE ON ME, MID-CONVERSATION...

[+] joke ballot by brake_4_penguins
created Mon Sep 12, 05
He asked the time, and when I told him that it was 8 30, he just hung-up! I don't get it.. aren't dogs supposed to be man's best friend? I think he's mad... stupid dog. But, something occured to me afterwards... How the f@ck did Rusty hold the phone? Does he have opposeable paws? Is this the signal of a new wave of evolution? The spawning of a race of superdog's bent on world domination? It begs so many questions; my mind boggles. And the weirdest thing of all is that just before I received Rusty's phone call, I ate these 2 little tablets I found in a parking lot opposite my local 7/11, maybe the tablets are a sign from God... maybe it's the new millenium's sign of the apocalypse! All I know is, this means trouble, stay tuned, I'll keep you all informed. And if you see a black chihuahua who responds to the name 'Rusty", then be afraid, cos he aint no ordinary dog! (you have all ben warned)

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He'll be barking mad when he reads this ballot. ;)
I think it was the tablets :)
Kill him

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COMMENTS:
I dunno, but a dog once called 911 when a man was having a heart attack.

It wasn't a chihuahua.

by LudwigVan on Mon Sep 12, 05 3:55am [+]

a chihuahua? why couldn't you get an American dog? serves you right you traitor!

by weebles48 on Mon Sep 12, 05 8:10am [+]

Well, I just had a run-in with a neighborhood dog. Rather than chase me, he just sat at the edge of a yard and stared at me. Maybe there's a plan forming. mojo, have your cats pass along the mobilization order. We may need a second line of defense.

by Truthseeker013 on Mon Sep 12, 05 5:51pm [+]

Just when I think that your ballots can't get any dumber, you come up with this gem.

by Counciltucky on Wed Sep 14, 05 12:38pm [+]