50 WAYS TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY?

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50 WAYS TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY?


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created Fri Sep 16, 05

Start doing lap dances, Frances
Rob a bank, Hank
marry an old geezer, Weezer
Win the Lotto, Otto
Go to Reno, Geno
Become an attorney, Ernie
marry someone rich, bitch
Play in the NFL, Terrell
make sure you're in the will, Jill
Sell your body, Lottie
start dealin' crack, Jack
Invent something cool, fool
Start a record label, Abel
get straight A's, Hayes
Design your own fashion line, Celine
panhandle in Union Square, Claire
Buy some stocks, fox
Pawn your rocks, Roxx
shake those breasts, Celeste
Become a porn star, Pilar
Work 24/7, Devin
be a call girl, Pearl
Grab some real estate, Nate
Send him to the cleaners, Lena
write a best seller, Keller
Become a pusher man, Stan
Become a famous singer, you dinger
Get into porn, Lorne
Learn to dance, Chance
buy property in new york, dork
Show your crotch, biotch!
Sell Harleys, Farley
get hit by a rolls royce, Joyce
Strut your stuff in Miami, mammy
Pawn your telly, Nelly
Become a CEO, Leo
Break into cars, Lars
Break your leg in a store, bore
Fight in the ring, Bing
get accepted into Princeton, Winston
Work for Halliburton, Burton
Buy some trucks, schmucks
Con your way into the White House, you louse
Get down on your knees, Reese
Check your conscience at the door, Theodore
stay in school, fool
Become an entrepreneur, Fleur
Pull down those pants, Lance
Become a rich old man's mistress, Beatrice
hold someone for ransome, handsome
Tread some boards, Lourdes
Just open your legs, Peg
Make a play for the Yankees, Frankie
Marry an heir, Clare
Become famous, Amos
Be a star quarterback, Jack
Join the Skull and Bones, Jones
become an expert at Poker, Joker
Become a Wall St. broker, joker
Pen a tell-all book, Brooke
Win in a reality show, Joe
run a big scam, pam
Invent something new, Lou
Go work for Donald Trump, chump
Lead him around by the nose, Rose
Buy a diamond mine, Klein
Save your pennies, Lenny
start working on the block, Rock
Just go for the gold, Leopold
learn how to work a pole, Nicole
Learn to champion-skate, Kate
Develop whiplash, Nash
Become a supermodel, you noddle
Become a movie star's nanny, Franny
start laundering money, honey
Start your own magazine, Jeanne
Sell your soul, Cole
become a thief, chief
choose the right career, dear
Be a movie director, Victor
Be a Mistress of Pain, Elaine!
Buy your own nightclub, Bubb
Screw everyone over, Rover
be a stripper, Tipper
It's not who you know, it's who you blow Flo!
Join the insurance biz, Liz
Get a good booky, Cookie
Get photos of him giving head, Fred
Master 3-Card Monte, Ashanti
Send others to war, whore
Show them your t*ts, Fritz!
Make #1 on the charts, Art
Have a rich dad, Vlad
Start cooking up some meth, Seth
suck a lot of dick, Chick
Sell fake Louis Vuitton, John
Pimp your ride, Clyde
gotta be real tricky, Vickie
Get into plastics, you spastic
Become a super-geek, freak
work a lot of O.T., Marie
sell your hole, Joel
Be a boxer or pitbull breeder, Peter
Print your own bread, Fred
Sell Your Body Every Night
Suck lots of dick, chick
Sell penny stocks, Mr. Knox


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COMMENTS:
Number One Way!

Sell stupid stuff to stupid people.

It works every time.
by Grapost on Fri Sep 16, 05 6:14pm [+]

start ur own blackwater organization,
by perrodeldesierto on Thu Apr 27, 06 7:12am [+]

How gay
by Guest User from [75.21.99.32] on Fri Aug 04, 06 8:38am [+]






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