50 WAYS TO LOVE YOUR LOVER?

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50 WAYS TO LOVE YOUR LOVER?


[+] ballot by mojo
created Fri Sep 30, 05

A variation on a theme, started by the estimable Guy_Caballero.

Make him feel like a man, Fran.
Build his self-esteem, Jannine.
Worship her bod, Todd.
Say she looks thin in those pants, Lance.
Give her a break, Jake.
Say he has big jewels, fool.
Love him to death, Beth.
Do a strip tease, Louise.
Agree with what she says, Les.
Give her some bling, Bing.
Get off you fat ass, Cass
Give him a puffy, Muffy
Rub her feet, Pete
Give her your wallet.. jack
Get your chops around his wiener, Angelina
Use your tongue until she shrieks, Zeke
Don't go near her back door, Salivador
Wait until she's on the pill, Phil
...But if you're desperate use a rubber, Bubba
Don't forget his twins, Corrine
Include her sister, mister
Behind the wife's back, Jack
Make him whine, Caroline ;oP
Make it bend, Wend ;O)
I'm blowing my artillery, Hilary
I'm going right for the clit, Kit
Put the knife away, O.J.
Don't forget to cup the nuts, Putz
Prolong the foreplay, Ray
Love her for real, Neal!
Don't forget to swallow Marlow
Jump on his bones Jones


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COMMENTS:
Haha, at first I thought this was that old Railway Signalman's classic "50 Ways to Love your Lever", lol!
by DingleDUNG on Fri Sep 30, 05 11:51am [+]






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