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BEST WAYS TO HAVE U.S. FEDERAL AGENTS COME TO VISIT YOU...


[+] ballot by _Beelzebubba
created Tue Oct 11, 05

Some things you can do to get the federal authorities showing up at your residence and have them ransack the place.

Invent a motor that runs on water
Threaten the Vice President
Have evidence that 9/11 was an inside job
Have records of the Bush family's Swiss bank accounts
Have evidence of voter fraud
Claim to have UFO evidence
Have proof that Elvis is alive
Not be a Mossad agent
Not be an illegal immigrant
Say the holocaust was a hoax
to return the money they overcharged in taxes
have more than one gun
if Dems/Clintoon/Reno then don't need a reason
[THIS ENTRY CENSORED BY U.S. FEDERAL AGENTS]
Photoshop some "Osama and Me" Pix
Be a liberal
Get up during a flight and scream Allah Akbar!
question authority
Download music illegally


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COMMENTS:
Any of the above, or merely inquiring as to why Gitmo is still in business.
by Truthseeker013 on Wed Dec 31, 69 4:00pm [+]

Start a revolution/change in policies. Influence American politics when you're not suppose to. Saying things such as the ones listed won't bring attention.
by Liberal_Democrat on Tue Oct 11, 05 10:50pm [+]

"Dear Osama,

It was so nice of you to write and inquire on my work here in the US. Everything is going smoothly here . . ."
by cdubatrc on Wed Oct 12, 05 5:34pm [+]

For any federal agents visiting this site, the above is a joke.
by cdubatrc on Wed Oct 12, 05 5:34pm [+]

"Allah be pleased." wink
by _Beelzebubba on Mon Oct 17, 05 8:48am [+]

I went for the water powered engine option. If eveybody drove around in one them it would really fuck those oil drenched bastards up.
The plans for how to build them are on the internet somewhere, aren't they?
by dies_irae on Mon Oct 17, 05 11:05am [+]






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