KINGALFREDTHEGREAT HAS A HUGE COCK

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KINGALFREDTHEGREAT HAS A HUGE COCK


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ACTIVE Tue Oct 18, 05 - Sun Jul 13, 08

atoo in a cage in his living room. I couldn't believe it -- it was like a foot-and-a-half-long, white, soft and sturdy, with a thick neck and a giant head. It was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I just HAD to touch it, and he let me hold it in his hand for a while and pet it. He didn't mind me holding it -- in fact, he seemed to like it. He said that most people are nervous to hold onto something that monstrous, but I was more than willing to hold onto it and pet its massive head. Don't you also want to see KAG's monster cockatoo?

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COMMENTS:
and he has the body of an athlete
by thc2883 on Wed Oct 19, 05 8:56am [+]

Yes! I wonder if it would talk to me?!

wink
by mojo on Wed Oct 19, 05 9:08am [+]

^ it does talk if you stroke the head mojo. he let me stroke it on a few occasions and it just comes alive and really starts moving about and getting all excited. when you stroke its head the right way, it throws up this white sticky stuff and not sure why, but right afer, he went to sleep. wink
by Kev24 on Wed Oct 19, 05 9:29am [+]

You have consider who it belongs to.
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Wed Oct 19, 05 10:06am [+]

Careful mojo it may spit on you if you get to close to it :)
by runyonbybirth on Wed Oct 19, 05 11:16am [+]

Nah. I hear there's some kind of bird flu going around.
by Truthseeker013 on Wed Oct 19, 05 6:28pm [+]

sounds like tweety needs a sneeze guard..
by Tadema on Wed Oct 19, 05 10:12pm [+]

LOL @ Truthseeker and all the rest of you lovable sickos!!

IC_cheese
by mojo on Thu Oct 20, 05 2:12am [+]






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