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No then more drunken rednecks would show up and drink my beer
by ABC on Mon Nov 21, 05 5:06am
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Well, it'd certainly keep all the civilized people away from your yard.
It might, unless they was lookin' to steal guns.
I doubt it, but it could make for effective Yankee repellant. You may never need see any jackasses wearing Birkensocks or hear the word "youse" ever again.
But now, strange guys will ask if you want some fun 'under the sheets.'
Well, you have a point there, but with the body odor those Klan neanderthals have, you can probably smell them coming early enough to lock your front gate and door.
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