advice : STRAIGHT GUYS: YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND FOR AN EXTENDED TIME WITH A FLABBY OLD 96-YEAR-OLD WOMAN AND A FIT 20-YEAR-OLD MAN. URGES NATURALLY COME... [+] ballot by xxxxxxxx ACTIVE Sun Nov 27, 05 - Fri Aug 22, 08 Here's the situation: You're somehow stuck on a deserted island, and there are two people with you. One of them is a 96-year-old woman, and she's old, flabby, haggard, and ugly. The other one is a 20-year-old guy, and he's toned and decent-looking for a dude. As is nature, you start to feel sexual urges after a while and need to satisfy said urges. Masturbation gets old, and you know that the only way to truly settle these urges is with sexual intercourse. So here's the obvious question: who do you pick? Sure, you're heterosexual, but remember, the woman is 96 years old, and nothing is going to make this woman attractive. Meanwhile, you're obviously not attracted to the guy, being heterosexual, but you know he'd make a better lover and would be tighter than the woman. Which do you choose? (btw, if I were in this situation, I'd pick the man. If he's tight and toned and all and I close my eyes, I guess I could pretend he's a woman -- there's no way that sex with the 96-year-old woman would possibly be satisfying. Call me gay if you want, but it's rational, and it'd most likely be the only time I'd pick sex with a man over sex with a woman.) The 20-year-old man. The 96-year-old woman. Menage-a-trois. I'd have to stick with masturbation. Poke hole in coconut The man, but close my eyes & pretend it's Shakira i would drown myself in the salty sea. Friend, roamin' countryman, lend me your hand.. obviously both... Ballot #83703 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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