WORST THING TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER? [+] ballot by Psycho_Frighead created Sun Nov 27, 05 Would you like a cold beer? You seem tense. Here, have a joint. I pay your salary Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts? That's a nice shooting iron...let me show you mine! (Then reach for the glovebox quickly). Can you hurry this up? The liquor store closes at 1:00! I'll give you a discount on meth if you let me go Officer I peed myself would you change me please? Oh sorry bout speeding but im blind. Officer what does your badge name say? Jackass? Wouldja like to share my Jim Beam, ocifer? That moustache makes you look like a HitlerWannabe Your handwriting really sucks. Hey porky! You smell like bacon! Can you wait a minute while I do a line? Would you like one of my beers? I smell bacon oink oink oink washhands? lastticketwipe gotdonutglazeonmyanus. Wow you must've been doing 100 to catch up with me Can I smoke my bong while you write my ticket? Hey lardo! Din'cha hafta pass a physical exam? YOU WANNA FIGHT?! Nice uniform...did you get that at the Nazi Rally? Ballot #83718 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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