choices : THINGS NOT TO INCLUDE WITH YOUR COLLEGE APPLICATION [+] joke ballot by Applerod ACTIVE Wed Nov 30, 05 - Sun Aug 24, 08 A severed ear A picture of you carving a pentagram into your chest Beer and urine-soaked paper Marmite A fictional essay about a guy not getting into college and then blowing up the whole campus Your stripper name A dead fish wrapped in newspaper and a photo of the dean's wife Official certification of your status as Queen of Mars, as well as "keys to the dolphin" Your actual grades!! Essay: Why the Jews Are Sabotaging My Career Results of your last VD test Your criminal record Pair of soiled underwear Viagra Some hits of acid Proof of American citizenship A demo video of how to roll a joint properly. Proof of membership in the Republican Party Ballot #83840 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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