HAVE YOU EVER HAD A DRUG-SNIFFING DOG STICK HIS HEAD RIGHT IN YOUR CROTCH?
Only once, after a date with Courtney Love.
^^^ You too?
No, but I had a cock sniffing bitch stick her head in my crotch.
I once had a drug-sniffing dog stick his crotch right in my head...
trust me, an ass is a much more convenient place to tuck drugs than a crotch.