choices : relationship : WHAT "SWEET NOTHINGS" ARE OBVIOUSLY HALF-ASSED ATTEMPTS AT BEING ROMANTIC? [+] ballot by nuckinfutz ACTIVE Fri Dec 16, 05 - Wed Sep 10, 08 I missed you like a retard misses the point. You're like a cow. Your breath smells like a Frenchman's Your eyes are like guided missiles tonight Every time you call I get a cramp When you touch me it feels like hairy spider legs Your nose looks like an eagle's I dreamed you were kissing me to death last night You look like you'll look when you're 60 You have muscles like Godzilla's I wonder what you looked like as a fetus? Hold me... It feels like I'm hugging King Kong Your cologne smells sweet like a sewage pipe Your eyes look like gently fried eggs You are hung like a pigeon, my love It's how you use it You're sexy like a Lincoln Town Car You make me feel tingly all over.Like prickly heat Whenever I'm near you I have to go to the bathroom How you say.....we will eat your ass! Ballot #84628 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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