advice : culture : SAKETY TIPS FOR OLD FOLKS BEFORE MAKING LOVE. [+] joke ballot by maxxman ACTIVE Wed Feb 01, 06 - Tue May 04, 10 The stove may be old, but the fire still burns. What's necessary before getting busy? Put on glasses to make sure your partner is in bed with you. Set timer for 3 minutes in case you doze off. Set the mood with lighting:(Turn them all off!) Make sure locks are set on Wheelchair. Be sure to remove partners Depends, or at least cut a hole in them. Make all the noise you like, your neighbors are deaf! Write your partners name on your hand,in case you forget. Don't get tangled in the catheter. Tuck in anything that might fall out. Viagra Viagra Viagra! Make sure a phone is near incase of cardiac arrest Register to submit choices Ballot #87140 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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