WHEN YOU THINK THAT AMERICAN SOLDIERS WILL EVER LEARN THAT GUNS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE POINTED FORWARD

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WHEN YOU THINK THAT AMERICAN SOLDIERS WILL EVER LEARN THAT GUNS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE POINTED FORWARD


[+] joke ballot by England_Patriot
created Tue Dec 16, 03

When (estimate) will American soldiers learn that guns also function in the forward direction.

Never
Maybe, if someone draws a simple diagram for them
Maybe, if they get tired of the screams emiited from those behind them
Maybe, if they stopped recruiting from the Southern states
Maybe, if Crapo was exiled
Maybe, if they covered it in basic training
Don't worry about it - they'll be dead soon enough
Maybe, if they learned to read and then read the instruction manual
why should they learn?
Britts made great coffie for the Americans in Iraq
When our enemies stop running away


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COMMENTS:
lol, but they weren't Americans were they. British, other European settlers, French Navy and the French army.
by England_Patriot on Tue Dec 16, 03 2:11pm [+]

The first step in creating anarchy is causing the military forces to turn on themselves thus distroying the most powerful safeguard a society has against total chaos. Chaos as we know is the best guarantee of human Freedom - what the military is fighting for in the first place!
by an_unwanted_guest on Tue Dec 16, 03 2:26pm [+]

You're welcome to stand in front. ( G )
by Biggus_Dickus on Tue Dec 16, 03 5:08pm [+]

Funny how people who've likely never been in combat love to second-guess those who have. Friendly fire is part of war, and it isn't just an American failing. When the shooting starts, the object isn't to "win one for the Gipper" or whatever other effed-up reason. The object is to survive, and you do that any way you can. If it moves and you don't recognize it, you shoot it. It's that simple.
by Biggus_Dickus on Tue Dec 16, 03 5:11pm [+]

That's about all they did. They whined a lot but thats another story
by Dingleberry on Tue Dec 16, 03 5:23pm [+]

England_Patfaggot why are you sitting on your dildo instead of joining the fight. Blair needs u. Fags are openly gay in the brit military right? Jump on the band wagon u queer it's fun. Quit living in the past. We kicked Brittains ass..Next issue
by Dingleberry on Tue Dec 16, 03 5:28pm [+]

The British lost to the British therefore the British still won
by England_Patriot on Wed Dec 17, 03 5:28am [+]

We only beat the British second team, girls.
They could have ground us into the dust if they'd wanted to.
by ramaDUNG on Wed Dec 17, 03 9:55am [+]

ladeda
It was convientely overlooked because it has never been as big an issue. Say like accidentely attacking a marked supply column!
by England_Patriot on Sat Jan 10, 04 3:55am [+]

Some time when we kicked ur ass in every war we fought or helped out in every war u fought man u got noooo life if ALL u can do is poke fun at
THE GREATEST COUNTRY EVER!!! BITCH haha fuckin gay jew
by Norwegian_Boy on Thu Feb 05, 04 8:45am [+]

fag {god this is much funner than school work} fag
by Norwegian_Boy on Mon Feb 09, 04 9:06am [+]

QUIET VIRGIN.
Norweigan_Boys's a Virgin.
Norweigan_boy's a Virgin
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Norweigan_Boy's a Virgin
Norweigan_Boy's a Virgin
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No Life?
I'm not a dumbass VIRGIN American who spends all his time on this website.
by England_patriot on Sun Feb 15, 04 11:22am [+]

hahaha
lol
Americans so convinced by their own shit
by England_Patriot on Thu Apr 01, 04 9:37am [+]

what's it like being 16 and homosexual? do your parents accept the fact that you sell your fat-ass down at the train station to pakistani men? or do you share the profits with them? Engalnd is a toilet laddy get used to fact the life ahead of you will be a miserable and short one. God save the Queen Charles..hahaha even your fucking leader is a POOF you little pussy!
by xxxxxxxx on Sun Apr 11, 04 5:52pm [+]

american_empire
I think the fact that you're so preoccupied with homosexuality and FAGS says more than I need to.
by England_Patriot on Sun Apr 25, 04 6:23am [+]

I believe the post was directed at american_empire but of course direction and recongition isn't one Americans strong points is it.
Like recognising marked British supplied.
Recognising British planes.
Recongnising British troops and isignia.
This is why I have a problem with American soldiers.
Not because they invaded Iraq.
I was and always were in favour of the war.
Go ahead let your American soldiers shoot at me.
I'd be more concerned for the people behind them, the people standing around them, the people standing next to me. The building three miles away. And the civilian airliner five miles up.
Even in WW2 Americans were notorious for being poor shots.
No I wasn't in Iraq
Know why because I had just gone 15 when it started.
I intend to go to college before joining the RAF or Army.
Further education
A foreign concept to most on this site.
If I ever ever have to serve with American soldiers I shall fear for my life should I ever be stood five miles away from a legitimate target whilst wearing a British uniform and Insignia draped in a Union Jack.
Ahhh
Americans always preoccupied with small dicks
hmmm
I wonder why
Do you know why a third of your population need guns. It's to make them feel like men to make up for other...inadequacies.
They also need guns to defend themself seen as you can't fight and can't drink.
I've been into American bars where I could outdrink and weigh in anybody in there.
It's pathetic.
by England_Patriot on Mon Apr 26, 04 12:10pm [+]

No I think I've already told you why Americans feel the need to have guns.
I would be glad to come to Missouri and let you shoot at me all day becuase I know you would miss and then at the end of the day I would just pull out a pistol and first shot I would hit you in the forehead.
Americans can't drink and can't fight. You can't lie to me. I've been into American bars where they have 3 pints and think thats a lot.
That's pathetic.
Yes we're all socisalists over here in Europe.
Never been out of the USA
thought not.
You have guns because you can't fight with your hands.
You can't fight with guns either but that's not the point.
Yes America saved our ass in WW2 I admit it we'd all be speaking German.
You're just another ignorant dumbass American who is weak minded and easily influenced and an IQ less than 90.
You've never posted on WW2 debates have you because if you had you's know I was king of them.
by England_Patriot on Tue Apr 27, 04 10:34am [+]

Please explain how the gloriously successful American army saved our asses because from my stance and knowledge of WW2 knows the situation to be somewhat different.
by England_Patriot on Sat Jul 17, 04 5:14pm [+]

Same day England_Patriot grows some balls!
by USRocks on Sat Sep 16, 06 8:19am [+]

He is right though.
by spartan001 on Sun Sep 17, 06 6:08pm [+]

Ok spartan an American will have more experience with a gun than a European anyday. No offense but the US public owns about the same amount of arms as the entire world combine.
by USRocks on Thu Sep 21, 06 6:14pm [+]

and and england patriot people walk around in texas with holsters. I am not kidding they are good at shooting to and could kill your punk ass while half drunk. When texans brag about thier State one of the first things they will talk about is guns. i find it funny that you a person from England a country with just about the most strict gun laws on the planet would talk.
by USRocks on Thu Sep 21, 06 6:17pm [+]

Don't you think the gun thing is a little primitive though. It's like the African militias riding around with their AK-47s.
by spartan001 on Thu Sep 21, 06 6:38pm [+]

And giving guns to the public is a good thing now? You're just asking for murders.
Which is exactly what you've been getting. You have a huge amount more murders than any other 1st world nation.
Besides, it's been proven that having guns in rl makes you a more trigger happy soldier.
Which explains alot.
by Lemming on Fri Sep 22, 06 11:43am [+]

Statistically speaking there are more gun related deaths when there are stricter gun laws. It has happened in your own nation. No spartan it is not really primitive when it is part of a culture. Texas has a big culture in that way.
by USRocks on Fri Sep 22, 06 2:03pm [+]

I hate to say this but USRocks has a point. confused The problem isn't with legal gun ownership.

Criminals (common street criminals - maybe not so much organized mafias or terrorists) in almost every case don't get their guns legally.

Therefore, stricter gun laws by their very nature of being 'laws' won't affect criminals at all...but law-abiding citizens who may want firearms for protection.
by Kishkumen on Fri Sep 22, 06 6:31pm [+]

Well, there are many, many more gun related deaths in the US than the UK - disproportional to the difference in population. The US has about 5 times the population of the UK, but more than 40 times the gun deaths.
And that's just deaths...
by Lemming on Sat Sep 23, 06 12:08pm [+]

Sorry, meant to say "per year".
by Lemming on Sat Sep 23, 06 12:08pm [+]

^That's true but I think they're committed with illegal weapons in areas with gun laws that are simlar to Britain's.

In fact I've heard the gun laws in D.C. and New York may be tighter even than the UK. Seems to be more a cultural difference rather than actual restrictions.
by Kishkumen on Sat Sep 23, 06 5:34pm [+]

Well think about this. I heard this I am not positive if it is true, but I heard there are more gun related deaths in Washington DC percentage wise than in Iraq. Which if true shows what happens in areas of gun control.
by USRocks on Sat Sep 23, 06 7:16pm [+]

I think the fact that guns are actually legal in America glamourises guns. Gun shops, peoples' parents owning them when they're growing up, Hollywood, rap, etc.
Legal ownership doesn't exactly help things.
by Lemming on Sun Sep 24, 06 5:13am [+]

well there have been plenty of incedents of people grabing there guns in the middle of a store and shooting a robber. It is not just a theory it actually happens. One rule that that I think is a bit much is in Texas if you are on somebody's property they can shoot you as long as it is not your back.
by USRocks on Sun Sep 24, 06 6:31am [+]

Really? Even if you're just trying to get back your tennis ball or something, it's legal?
wow.
by Lemming on Sun Sep 24, 06 12:50pm [+]

actually yes it is. Thats why for some godforsaken reasion you yourself get stranded in Texas. Be careful walking up the the house of some ranch.
by USRocks on Sun Sep 24, 06 1:19pm [+]

There's no way Washington D.C. has more gun-related deaths than Iraq per head, USRocks. This research was done by lazy people who knew damn well IMO that Iraq wasn't even keeping score as it were, such is the chaos there.

We're now getting what appear to be accurate statistics as the full-scale US military operations seem to lessen (e.g. Fallujah) - around 35,000 murders a year with Baghdad alone having about 1,500 a month.

I thought I read the other day that Iraqi authorities found the bodies of almost 180 young men around Baghdad who had been murdered with guns. This was in the space of 48 hours.
by Kishkumen on Sun Sep 24, 06 5:27pm [+]






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