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BEST WAY TO PIMP OUT YOUR RIDE!


[+] joke ballot by WinniethePooh
created Thu Dec 18, 03

Your car needs a tune-up.

Turbo
Supercharged
Hydraulics
Spoiler
Lights
SHIT ON THE DASHBOARD
Replace the shifter stick with a dildo
Stickers, stickers and more stickers
No way dawg!
Undercar neon
Whores on the Hood
Tie you to the back and drag your stupid ass
Rims 20 inches no less and a system
condom despenser
Why would I want to look like a dumb Nigg*r?
clotr
pant
scotch & duc tape around yo' head lights
dark tint
HEADLIGHT
put air bags
Cellphones that you don't have to pay a bill for
have some spiners on that bitch


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COMMENTS:
When I get my new Celica, I'm gonna get that bitch supercharged, body-kit, not sure what type, I'll put on a spoiler that MATCHES.
Got a Panasonic deck with the cool color screen, need a 1500 watt amp, got two fifteen's, need two more 6 x 9's, and for engine mods, along with that supercharger, maybe some intake coolers, one of those Japanese filter things, strictly for show, and the 5 hp that supposedly comes with it.
It's my first import vehicle, so I wanna have some fun with it.
Usually I'm used to building muscle cars with my uncle, but now he's mad I want an import.
What's the big deal, asian cars do last longer than any American crap, sure the pieces are more costly, but you ain't a thug, what could you afford?
Ah, cars, the best escape from a girlfriend, and their best excuse for a boyfriend.
by WinniethePooh on Thu Dec 18, 03 8:52am [+]

OO, rims, yeah, gonna get 16 inch rims, that fit my style, and I'll align them properly.
by WinniethePooh on Thu Dec 18, 03 8:54am [+]

Man, if you don't know cars, this ain't your mutafuckin poll then.
by WinniethePooh on Thu Dec 18, 03 12:13pm [+]

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