choices : JUST PUT SOME RANDOM ANSWER ON HERE. [+] joke ballot by xxxxxxxx ACTIVE Thu Dec 18, 03 - Fri Dec 19, 08 I like rabbits. David Beckham's a fag. Holy shit! ...and then I said, "what dick in my ass?" Why is there hair around my wee-wee? Jim Morrison. He eats children. I gotta take a shit. Because Hilary Duff is HOT! George W. Bush is EVIL! Your mom. My cat's breath smells like cat food. Michael Jackson Because Barishnikov is a great dancer. I'll bring you some figgy pudding. The Sistine Chapel. Are you a 12-year-old? That ho wanted DEEZ NUTS!!! I want to rip Fran Drescher's larynx out. Let's go and eat some poop. ...but at least I have an STD. (orgasms) OH YEAH! Wow, thanks Mom! ...the posse! Bring back the POSSE! They're all a bunch of Republicunts. Do you need to wipe? The Ballpark in Arlington. Guy LeDouche is the mack-daddy! 16 Rectal enlargement. T-A! T-A! Varsity Varsity T-A! TULANE!!! All Canadians came out of their mothers asses With used maxipads. 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Linda's Lubejob Buttplug Uttplug Ttplug Tplug Plug Lug Ug G Howie Mandel C-minor Go with the flow. Sperm floating in my shorts Lynndie England loves the cocks. Five and three quarters Saks Fifth Avenue Rod Barajas Trombone The countdown begins... ACLU Marlboro Reds 1809 Remove your back hair via chemotherapy. DeVry Institute For dry, red eyes, Clear Eyes is awesome. Wow. Sioux Falls Canaries Hardcore Cardwhore Comments belong in Comment Area Speedy Gonzales President John Kerry, 1/20/05 Vice-prez Edwards! What the hell is going on? Why won't you die? An incredible whirring sound I love you Liberian Girl It's sugar free!!! Al Gore is hot Drilling holes in his head is not the answer Why don't you go outside and f**k yourself! That is not logical The answer is 7.2 The penetant man shall pass... Wednesday is garbage day x Drrrruhrrrrrr ha heh haha rrrruhrrrr rrrruhrrrrrr! I like to eat beans. Danm you, spidermand! 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Either Tito or Jermaine Chris Farley The Scott Peterson Experience Stained-glass windows Cows. Photosynthesis Do you like the alphabet? I do like the alphabet! Air Wal-Mart, bitch! Orthodox Buttpoop Give me liberty or give me toast! Sheep I have an erection. Imitation vanilla counciltucky was here dani was here mobsie is a bitch! Old McNuckinfutz likes beastiality! AtomicArachnid sucks off DirtDog! BBC doesnt have a penis! Hahaha! ^I second that! awopbop adoobopawombamboom DIE CELUI DIE Celui_qui _se_produis was here! Yo call dis a wefa check? This is against my religion 3078 is a sausage My jeans are to tight I was once in love. Then I woke up... I'm more psychic than you Di di di di di di di di Bacon Cheezus Christ Almighty Eliezer Wiesel Must make ballot longer Chachke is the Jewish word for CRAP! mojo Nuckinfutz is the greatest B&W user ever!!! Ni! We are the Knights of Ni! Who needs English? I'm never going to England! Go Bananas Me fail English? That's unpossible All right, today's the last day for this ballot so Let's cram it big time! This is choice number 380 381 382 383 and 384 MORE MORE MORE Rainbows Eblee Eblee Eblee Eblee That's All Folks! . Th-th-th-th-th that's all Folks! Hibbidy dibbidy DOOO! The End ... or not WHEEEEEEEEE! nuckinfutz poops purple mice! What's with the number 666? Hey look - it's Satan! Ha ha, ha, hahaha! I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it. Ballot #9068 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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