IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN TAKING A REALLY RELAXING DUMP AND NOT NEEDING TO WIPE AFTERWARD?

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food health : IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN TAKING A REALLY RELAXING DUMP AND NOT NEEDING TO WIPE AFTERWARD?

[+] ballot by xxxxxxxx
ACTIVE Sun Apr 16, 06 - Fri Jan 09, 09
I'm an aggressive wiper. I'll admit it. I've been known to wipe until I chafe.

Now that I've told you way too much, I'll try and see if there's something that you, dear reader, and I can relate to.

You know when you take a big huge dump, and it just comes out of your asshole really clean? Like it leaves no traces in or around your hole? Is there anything better than that? No need to wipe at all -- you just sit, shit, and enjoy.

Yes, there is something better than that.
No, there's nothing better than that.
It actually sucks, because I love wiping.
3 cheers for wet wiped - hip hip hooray!!
Eeeuuww..!

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COMMENTS:
Ah yes, the clean wipe is a wonderful moment. lol

by krislh on Sun Apr 16, 06 9:43pm [+]

LOL.

Actually you don't really know that it was a clean cut unless you wipe it. I wipe all the time just to make sure.

by Narcissus on Mon Apr 17, 06 12:47am [+]

No horrific after smell that you spend minutes frantically trying to destroy before a family member uses the toilet after you?

by Les6Hithe6Wins6Again on Mon Apr 17, 06 5:37am [+]

Like a dream come true.

How god intended

by Tommo on Mon Apr 17, 06 5:59am [+]

- and my wife thinks I'm gross...

by aplmac on Mon Apr 17, 06 6:20am [+]

Jesus Christ!

How about a courtesy flush over there?

by _Beelzebubba on Mon Apr 17, 06 9:23am [+]

Up yours butters

by Narcissus on Mon Apr 17, 06 5:03pm [+]