CONSPIRACY THEORY!! THE TITANIC DIDN'T HIT AN ICEBERG, IT HIT ________!!!

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CONSPIRACY THEORY!! THE TITANIC DIDN'T HIT AN ICEBERG, IT HIT ________!!!


[+] ballot by jappy
ACTIVE Thu Apr 20, 06 - Tue Jan 13, 09

What did the Titanic actually hit, what sunk the Titanic, you and I both know it was NOT an iceberg!!!

A secret American submarine
Troy Aikmen
Mitch Hedberg
George W. Bush
Elvis
A giant penis shaped glacier
James Cameron's sub
a hippie
jappy's fat arse, with cabbelero hanging out of the back of it
^^^I see that low-rent biology teacher is still here! fuck your mother dd
Meles Zenawi
SDI (Star Wars)
The English sunk it to get rid of the Irish rats on board.
a chair.


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A huge block of Tin Foil!!!!
by Guy_Cabbelero on Thu Apr 20, 06 7:26am [+]

Whoppi Goldberg
by Guy_Cabbelero on Thu Apr 20, 06 7:27am [+]

Steven Speilberg
by Guy_Cabbelero on Thu Apr 20, 06 7:27am [+]

Vanilla Iceberg
by Guy_Cabbelero on Thu Apr 20, 06 7:27am [+]

It was James Cameron's sub. He planned the whole thing so He could film the movie.
by um__yeah on Thu Apr 20, 06 8:47am [+]

WHOA! Watch where you're goin, dude!
by nuckinfutz on Thu Apr 20, 06 8:47am [+]

Anything that blames the Republican party.
by Guy_Cabbelero on Thu Apr 20, 06 9:02am [+]

We all know that Titanic was a Zionist conspiracy. It may've hit the iceberg but lets REALLY look into the facts on why it hit an iceberg. The answer is simple. The capitan of the Titanic was part Jewish or had Jewish ancestors. So he crashed it into an iceberg as revenge for anti-semitism in Europe. Now we all know that most of the passengers were European so Europeans were his main target. How why did he hit an iceberg? Lets examine the word "iceBERG". Berg is a common ending for Jewish surnames. So the Zionist capitan wanted something Jewish to cause the sinking of the Titanic. So he picked an iceBERG, a word that obviously has Jew written all over it.

Does that explain it well?
by Liberal_Democrat on Thu Apr 20, 06 9:24am [+]

LOL L.D I was just about to say that.Some people would blame the "zionist" for anything.IC_wink
by Corrupt on Thu Apr 20, 06 10:27am [+]

LOL LD. I think it was probably a combination Muslim/Jewish conspiracy because they get blamed for everything else.
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Thu Apr 20, 06 11:51am [+]

It was the first test of the SDI system in late '81. Obviously, it didn't work out right...
by Truthseeker013 on Thu Apr 20, 06 12:00pm [+]

Oh and somehow the Titanic's sinking is relative to the Holocaust not happening. How? I can't tell because the Mossad is gonna come after me for revealing the truth.
by Liberal_Democrat on Thu Apr 20, 06 1:29pm [+]

Actually LD, it was the English. There were a lot of Irish passengers on board and sinking the Titanic was another way of getting rid of some more of those rats, because no cost is to big to do so.

Does that sound familiar?
by texsue57 on Thu Apr 20, 06 7:29pm [+]

In all seriousness there is evidence that the largest factor in the Titanic disaster was a fire in one of the coal bunkers. Bunker fires were fairly common back in the 19th and 20th century and the standard procedure was to dig the burning coal out of the bunker straight into the furnace rather than try to put it out. Sometimes though a coal bunker fire would lead to a methane explosion. When the Titanic left Southampton a bunker fire had already started and was being "dug out". When Bob Ballard looked at the wreckage from the Titanic he noticed that some of the damage was pointing outwards not inwards. It doesnt actually matter how the Titanic went down and it certainly wasnt an insurance fraud conspiracy either.
by Searchlight on Sun Aug 27, 06 10:01am [+]

the titanic hit a ufo
by Guest User from [82.18.32.42] on Thu Nov 29, 07 12:38pm [+]






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