YOU'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER...THE ONLY SOURCE OF PAPER AVAILABLE IS A BIBLE...WHAT DO YOU DO?

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what if : YOU'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER...THE ONLY SOURCE OF PAPER AVAILABLE IS A BIBLE...WHAT DO YOU DO?

[+] ballot by Psycho_Frighead
ACTIVE Sun Apr 30, 06 - Fri Jan 23, 09

Paper's paper...
I would use my hand
Pray
Use someone else's hand and...
use the old testament-jesus would forgive
Pull up my pants, be very careful, and go get some paper, preferably toilet paper.
Flush thrice, dip, splash butt w/ clear water
Seems like a pretty good use of a Bible to me...

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I'd use hand and then wash it. I wouldn't use the Bible by any means. Respect religion. You don't have to believe in it but at least respect it.

by Liberal_Democrat on Sun Apr 30, 06 5:01pm [+]

If it were the last copy in the world of The Bible then I would respect it as a great work of predominantly fiction.

Otherwise, I'd almost literally shove it up my arse.

by keithsheen on Sun Apr 30, 06 5:27pm [+]

What??? you mean y'all don't wipe your ass on the bible?

by xxxxxxxx on Sun Apr 30, 06 5:27pm [+]

Just me then?

by xxxxxxxx on Sun Apr 30, 06 5:28pm [+]

^ Yup. Just you.
-and Gideon.

by aplmac on Sun Apr 30, 06 5:34pm [+]

Its just a book... they recently found a missing page to the bible, it was written "To Candy with love, all characters within this book are ficticious and no inference should be made to any person living or dead"

by Steelhamster on Sun Apr 30, 06 6:45pm [+]

whats toilet paper i thought everyone used the bible, do u think im going 2 hell now?

by avalanche_ave on Sun Apr 30, 06 7:03pm [+]

Voted : Paper's paper...
Yeah sure.

I'd repent later of course. Because that makes everything alright again, doesn't it?

by SonOfPrometheus on Sun Sep 10, 06 8:26am [+]

Voted : Paper's paper...
i'd wipe with the gospel, then roll a joint with Acts

by mattf on Thu Oct 19, 06 10:12pm [+]

I prefer chick tracks.

by Colin_B on Wed Mar 28, 07 3:16pm [+]

Voted : Paper's paper...
My shit would then truly be holy.

by nuckinfutz on Wed Mar 28, 07 3:32pm [+]

You wouldn't dare do this poll with the Koran!

by Andrew_Anorak on Sun Jul 08, 07 12:10pm [+]

bible schmible, my ass needs wiping! :P

by angeleyes on Thu Oct 25, 07 6:26am [+]

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