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as long as they are not hurting the child, and it prevents them from getting hurt, I don't see what's wrong with it. it's not around the kids neck, is it?
by LCD on Mon May 01, 06 9:04am
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Great idea, & sometimes i think they should be made to wear a muzzle aswell!
I have no objection to others doing it, but I would never mentally scar my kids that way.
Yes, LCD, many of the leashes even have "choke collars"
for CHILDREN? no way.
if that's really true, then HECK no. the parental rights should be terminated. and they should be sent to jail!
geez, what is the world coming to....
by LCD on Mon May 01, 06 9:16am
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I think the 'choke' thing was a joke, I hope so anyway.
Are our children dogs? Pick up your fucking kid or just watch them instead of teathering them like an animal.
On the plus side if they put posts outside all the supermarkets, you could tie your kids up while you went shopping.
I'm of two minds. At least it keeps the pedos away.
by mojo on Mon May 01, 06 10:24am
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I just wonder how many of them will grow bondage fetishes.
ERNIE
Hey isn’t it that kid from the mall?
BERT
Yeah it is! And he is, he’s on a fucking leash!
ERNIE
I guess his mom found a way to keep him from escaping!
BERT
(Standing on a crate.) People I implore you, release your children of these constricting bonds. What have we become? Masters of our children? Has bringing another human being into this world, another creature, another sentient life, flesh and blood, become a simple power trip? No, no it hasn't! Then release your children of these restraints, these leashes, and let them run free, for they are not beasts that must be controlled, rather babies that should be loved and nurtured. For the love of God, isn’t anyone listening!
ANGRY PARENT
(Said as she walks by) Where the Hell’s that kid’s leash.
BERT
These are your kids! How can you do that to them? What is next, choke chains? That’s it choke chains. (Said as he is running towards the doggy treats and such. He grabs a choke chain.) Here my good lady, a new choke chain that has never before been used, for your son! Come, come. Are you sick and tired of actually having to pull on your child’s leash when he gets out of hand? No worries, now at least when he gets out of reach simply stop and watch that little bastard choke, he will return peacefully when he’s had enough.
ANGRY WOMAN
Why I never!
BERT
Lady, you are cultivating an inhuman fierce future that is dismal indeed. A sick and twisted future that your kid shall rule.
ANGRY WOMAN
Why, why, well, why I never! I don’t even know what to say!
BERT
Oh, I am sure that is a first for you, you sadistic excuse for a mother. All because you are too lazy to watch your child, to carry out your responsibilities. All because you cannot be a good parent to your son.
ANGRY WOMAN
For one thing, this is my DAUGHTER, not my SON. For the second thing, where do you get off telling me how to discipline my son, er... daughter. (Said as she picks up the child beating stick)
ERNIE
Run! (shouted as Bert whips out his safety scissors and cuts the child’s bonds) Run, run. Shoo, get out of here. You’re free! (Gives the child a nudge.) Get away from the oppressive tyranny! (The toddler starts to cry and runs to his mother for protection.) You double crossing little bastard, after everything I have done for you! One day, when you are older you will realize my intent, and wish that your savior was at your side, but no…you (Ernie grabs Bert and runs.)
[They stand outside of the supermarket catching their breaths.
ERNIE
I think we lost the dragon lady. Man, some people. What a bitch. What is this world coming to?
BERT
What the hell?! My God, look at this kid. Where the Hell are his parents? My God, he is going to get killed.
ERNIE
What’s the big deal? He is just having a little fun.
BERT
(Said in a sarcastic tone.)
You know what? You know what would be great. Well some parents just have way too much on their minds to be full time workers and full time parents. What if, what if someone made a sort of, I don’t know how to describe it, but a rope to attach to your kid.
ERNIE
(Totally serious.)
That way they couldn’t get away. I like it. It’s great. But too bad we don’t live in a perfect world.
ERNIE
Shit! I need to change my trousers
BERT
Why?
ERNIE
My therapist tells me not to talk about it. :o)
No joke, some of them really do have choke collars.
Doubt it would actually choke the kid, Nucks. That would be illegal. The only ones I've ever seen are attached to a chest harness.
Why do you think they're idiots?
Does it look unpleasant to you?
Would you rather the child dart out into the street and get run over by a car?
Would all that tomato ketchup look more pleasant?
Back in 1950 and 51,
they had ME on the cutest little baby blue harness and leash,
and I thank God they did it!
It's something called CONTROL OVER YOUR KID,
something awfully foreign to Amerikinz!
Lmao...ive seen these so much and belive me they ARE neccesary those little kids are crazy.
How about actually holding your child's hand? Additionally, I have noticed the most well behaved children are those whose parents actually INTERACT with their children rather than treating them as property or a nuisance.
I think it's a boon for psychiatrists.
Depends on the circumstances. If you're at home or somewhere familiar and too lazy to watch your kid so you put a leash on him... duh!
Lots of circustances negate it for different people. Crowded places, vacations in unfamiliar places with unfamiliar people, parents in wheelchairs who cannot run off and chase after their kids, severe mental handicaps, etc... There's a number of perfectly good reasons for putting a leash on a child.
Unless you abuse them while they're on it, they'll get over it when they're grown. Kids dont read as much into things as we do and have a stronger mental state than we give them credit for.
Effective, but not really necessary if you simply hold the child by the hand. NOTE: Holding a dog's paw while walking it doesn't really work, does it? I noticed the picture is from Japan, which has a pretty strict upbringing for the little ones. This perhaps explains the Japanese propensity for outlandish sex and activities once the kids escape the "nest". Whatever floats the boat, right?
Cheers,
biovmr
First time I saw a parent with one of these on a kid, I drew back to hit him. The parent, I mean.
Personally, I am not crazy about it, but if it keeps a kid from getting run over by a car, maybe it's a necessary evil. I'd rather see someone put their kid on a leash than spank them.
Hillary C. should put Bill C. on a lease to control his straying.
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