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REDNECK VALENTINE CARDS FROM WAL-MART.


[+] ballot by maxxman
ACTIVE Wed May 10, 06 - Tue Apr 06, 10

I'm writin you from prison,and makin words rhyme,it might take a while, but I got nothin but time. Can you make a Redneck limmerick?

You're missin some teeth, but I still love your smile,it's true you're my sister,but you got style.
when you hold me tight like a padded gun rack,my life is complete,aint nothin I lack.
Collards are green my dogs name is blue Im a damn lucky man to have a sweet thing like you.
we met in middle school,and it must have been fate,that we'd get married but not graduate.
you're my cousin,we're both Inbred, but that don't matter,you can still share my bed.
I know I'm not smart,I can't write or read,but you and my trailer is all that I need.
I get excited when I see your face,even more than a Nascar Race.
when see you, must hold my breath,you give me a rush like good crystal meth.
I long to be with you,I can't get enough,You're more stimulatin than a fresh dip of snuff.
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COMMENTS:
Love is great I just go YEE-HAA! you're not only my sister,you're my sons Ma!
by maxxman on Wed May 10, 06 5:20am [+]

Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the he*l is all of that sh*t for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the he*l over with and pass,
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's a*s!
I'll spend the day so drunk that I just can't speak,
And wear only black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a big crock of sh*t!
So here is my story, what else can I say?
Love bites my a*s... fu*k Valentine's Day!
by avalanche_ave on Wed May 10, 06 5:29am [+]

I ain't so pretty
Coz I got no teeth
But I can give you a BJ
That'll make you weep.
by mojo on Wed May 10, 06 5:51am [+]

You're purty as hell
And I'd much rather fuck
You than my shotgun
My dog or my truck
by DingleDUNG on Wed May 10, 06 6:30am [+]

^ IC_lol
by Kev24 on Wed May 10, 06 6:40am [+]

Yer hair is like corn silk
Yer lips taste like shine
Like yer maw (with her sweet milk)
Will you too be mine?
by Lemmingstraggler on Wed May 10, 06 6:41am [+]

LMAO!!
by aplmac on Wed May 10, 06 7:35am [+]

Darlin' it's your heart that I aim to please.
I hope you enjoy this gov'mint cheese.
by _Beelzebubba on Wed May 10, 06 9:14am [+]

The double standard continues....
by robotthinker on Wed May 10, 06 4:17pm [+]





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