IF "LIFE BEGINS AT CONCEPTION," AS SO MANY FUNDIES CLAIM, WHY DON'T PEOPLE SAY THEY'RE NINE MONTHS OLDER THAN THEY ARE?
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I remember right back to that night when I went to a dance in my father, and came back home in my Mom. True! I wudn't shit ya!
maybe they haven't gotten around to writing that aprticular bit of legislation. Or maybe they can't count that high...
I dont know, maybe we should start, that would make me 39
by ABC on Mon May 29, 06 2:24pm
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I am a mass murderer, in my teens I must have killed millions of potential babies. I reserve the right to bring the company that makes Kleenex to court to give evidence on my behalf.
I've heard the chinese traditionally do add in this period of time. Anyone able to verify that?
Because that would be to admit that babies come about due to sex...which is evil.
The tricky part would be to pinpoint the day of conception if the parents had regular sex, not to mention if the kid was born prematurely.
because its not called your conception day its called your birthday
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