SURVIVAL BALLOT!! YOU ARE CLIMBING THE STAIRS IN A SKYSCRAPER, OH MY GOD, A GIANT SLINKY!! OH CRAP! HOW WILL YOU EVER SURVIVE???

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worst : culture : SURVIVAL BALLOT!! YOU ARE CLIMBING THE STAIRS IN A SKYSCRAPER, OH MY GOD, A GIANT SLINKY!! OH CRAP! HOW WILL YOU EVER SURVIVE???

[+] ballot by jappy
ACTIVE Wed May 31, 06 - Mon Feb 23, 09
This is horrible, you were wondering what that horrific metal on metal sound was, now you see it about 4 floors above you making it's way down the stairs, A GIANT F'ING SLINKY!!

This is going to be horrible, it probably weighs around 4 tons and it's going to be messy if it hits you, you won't survive!! HOW ARE YOU EVER GOING TO SURVIVE???

run like hell!!
start falling down the stairs as fast as I can!!
WTF? LIAR, biggest slinky is like maybe 3 tons, bullshitter!!
Go for its hollow center!
Comment below
Melt it
move the side, duh.

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What you gotta do is position yourself right so that you're in the middle of it.

by xxxxxxxx on Wed May 31, 06 11:19am [+]

STOP, DROP, ROLL,
wait is that when there is a fire????

by avalanche_ave on Wed May 31, 06 1:07pm [+]

Whip it out, stick it in and die with a smile on my face, baby!

by Truthseeker013 on Wed May 31, 06 2:00pm [+]

CSI techs as the scene- "Man, that must've hurt!"

"Yeah, but he *enjoyed* it!"

by Truthseeker013 on Wed May 31, 06 2:01pm [+]

Use my handy ultra high powered flame-thrower on it and hope I can melt it, the use my jet-pack to fly away.

by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Wed May 31, 06 2:15pm [+]