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COULD JESUS MICROWAVE A BURRITO SO HOT THAT HE HIMSELF COULD NOT EAT IT?


[+] ballot by cranky
ACTIVE Mon Jun 05, 06 - Sat Feb 28, 09

This question was asked of Ned Flanders by Homer Simpson.

Yes
No
Hmmmmmm...microwave burrito
You're going to hell for asking that
I really don't know
I really don't know nor do I care


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COMMENTS:
Do you know if Jesus even *likes* Mexican? And, for that matter, is it kosher?
by Truthseeker013 on Mon Jun 05, 06 2:50pm [+]

burrito likely not kosher, so he wouldn't eat it.
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Mon Jun 05, 06 2:51pm [+]

^ uhh, jesus is no religion. how many times do we have to go over this. man created religion, not god.

to answer the question, he could eat it, but he might need to take a pepcid first. you know, burritos can repeat on you.
by Kev24 on Mon Jun 05, 06 4:40pm [+]

^But man created religion long before Jesus' appearance.
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Jun 05, 06 6:52pm [+]

^ shut up an eat your burrito.
by Kev24 on Mon Jun 05, 06 8:38pm [+]

Isn't this another version of the age-old question "How many pinheads could dance on the head of an angel?"
by Cathexis on Tue Jun 06, 06 8:59am [+]

Trick question...

Jesus would only eat authentic Mexican food and not that imitation microwave crap.
by _Beelzebubba on Tue Jun 06, 06 9:20am [+]

Voted : Yes
1. He's the son of God.
2. He'd have a pretty sweet microwave.
3. Piping hot junk food instead of tons of healthy fish. Yum.
by Grimblecrumble on Mon Jul 14, 08 12:35am [+]

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