IF HITLER HAD OPENED A CHAIN OF FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS, WHAT WOULD HE HAVE NAMED THEM?

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IF HITLER HAD OPENED A CHAIN OF FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS, WHAT WOULD HE HAVE NAMED THEM?


[+] ballot by Felix
created Sat Jun 10, 06

Adolph Hitler was a very forward-thinking fellow: he encouraged the development of the first "economy" consumer car, of a version of the modern freeway/interstate, of the first practical rocket weapons, of modern propaganda film making. Say whatever that's vile you'd like about the Fuehrer (and you'd probably be right), but the man was always a bit of an innovator.

So, think about it, Germans needed to be back to work quickly in the munitions factories or on the Russian front, so what if Hitler or one of his henchmen had seized upon the idea of the fast food restaurant. Gee, I wonder what they would have named it? I know somehow that a bratwurst sandwich with sauerkraut would've made the menu.

(Yes, I'm sure that, if there's a hell, I'll burn in its flames for this ballot.)


Dr. Mengele's Bavarian Roast Chicken
Eva's
Jew in a Box
McGoebbel's
Burger Kaiser
Neuschwanstein Castle
Vich(y)-Fil-A
Wagner-burger
Eva Prawns?
Furter Fuhrer Frank's
der Fuehrer burger (aka "Fur"burger)
White Castle
JewBurger
Dine Kampf
Roast Poland
Crispy Critters BBQ


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COMMENTS:
Mayhap thats an english thing? :D
by xxxxxxxx on Sat Jun 10, 06 8:13pm [+]

*snicker*

That's actually pretty clever, mobs.
by Felix on Sat Jun 10, 06 8:14pm [+]

hmm :D
by xxxxxxxx on Sat Jun 10, 06 8:22pm [+]

You do have a point. Hitler was an innovator when it came to infrastructure.

The whole trying to take over the world and killing minorities in the process naturally overshadowed that.
by xxxxxxxx on Sun Jun 11, 06 12:07am [+]

It look as though he is saying: "ITS ABOUT TIME!" maybe he was waiting ages for that slice of watermelon.
by SmoothDiamond on Sun Jun 11, 06 2:43am [+]

"yes, I'll have the furburger, with an order of fries, please"
by contragrain on Sun Jun 11, 06 6:48am [+]

"or, better yet, make that an order of "thighs"
by contragrain on Sun Jun 11, 06 6:49am [+]

yep, that's my vote. It'd be great if we got a soundtrack, (reference to balloteers comment about hell) who sang that song, Felix? "Burn Baby, Burn?"
by contragrain on Sun Jun 11, 06 6:52am [+]

not sure but i know the new NAZI POKEMON is called KIK-A-JEW
by Brit_Airborne on Sun Jun 11, 06 11:34am [+]

"...who sang that song, Felix? "Burn Baby, Burn?"

I think that's from the song "Disco Inferno," but we do not listen to such decadent semitic music at McGoebbel's. We play the "Horst Wessel Lied" & Wagner all of the time.

Do not forget our slogan: "You vill have it our vay."
by Felix on Sun Jun 11, 06 1:32pm [+]

That pic is f-ing hilarious.
by um__yeah on Sat Jun 17, 06 3:07pm [+]

Well, it was hilarious, until the site owners got all pissy on us.

Schmucks...
by Felix on Wed Jun 28, 06 11:02pm [+]






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