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A SURE SIGN OF A QUOTA HIRING:

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A SURE SIGN OF A QUOTA HIRING:


[+] ballot by Copernicustomized
created Sat Jun 17, 06

Though if you ever lose out on a job to one of the following, you can try suing...unless, of course, you get a prosecuting lawyer with a conscience *^)

an auctioneer that stutters
an orchestra leader with a nervous twitch
a color-blind interior decorator
a roofer with a fear of heights
a baseball player not using performance enhancers
a reality TV show star that can act
an electrician that never dries his hands
a dyslexic bingo caller
a soprano drill instructor
a plumber wearing a belt that fits
an elevator man with claustrophobia
a quadriplegic dance instructor
a brain surgeon with Tourette's Syndrome
a male porn star with Erectile Dysfunction
an amputee masseuse with prosthetic hooks for hands
a tour guide with agoraphobia
a blind bus driver
a paranoid schizophrenic suicide counsellor
an Amish car salesman
a president with Alzheimer's Disease (!)
a president who is mentally 'challenged' (!)
a Mormon bartender
a dwarf in the NBA
a jewelry salesman with a mental history of kleptomania
an obese ballet dancer
a firefighter with a history of pyromania
a Boy Scout leader who's a convicted pedophile
OJ Simpson as a spokesman against domestic abuse
A fingerless foot masseuse *
an Elvis impersonator with a Jersey accent
a workplace safety coordinator named "Stumpy"
Bob Saget doing anything
a knock-kneed hula dancer
a mime with a chronic case of hiccups
Brain Surgery for Dummies
a claustrophobic elevator operator


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COMMENTS:
I love this ballot!
by mojo on Sat Jun 17, 06 5:47am [+]

haha, funny stuff, the obese ballet dancer!!
by jappy on Sat Jun 17, 06 9:37am [+]

Good ones, gang! I especially like the Presidential ones that have "never" happened *^)...keep 'em coming!
by Copernicustomized on Sat Jun 17, 06 1:13pm [+]

One thing I do notice is that when the job is critical to human survival, like, say, brain surgery, no one is hiring anybody on the basis of the color of their skin.
by xxxxxxxx on Sat Jun 17, 06 1:45pm [+]

* I see my friend copernicustomized has been making good use of his t-i-m-e!
*Tick tock tick* wink
by xxxxxxxx on Sat Jun 17, 06 6:25pm [+]

Thinks obtaining a bus ticket to a far away, undisclosed location (one-way, natch) might also constitute a wise use of his t-i-m-e lol 8^P
by Copernicustomized on Sat Jun 17, 06 7:28pm [+]

Notice I said masseuse and not masseur..?
Uh-oh. eek
by xxxxxxxx on Sat Jun 17, 06 10:01pm [+]

lol I was too uncultured to notice the difference in terminology...particularly since that wasn't my intended service to begin with lol *^)
by Copernicustomized on Sun Jun 18, 06 4:32am [+]

Oh my! It gets better? ;)
by xxxxxxxx on Sun Jun 18, 06 2:20pm [+]

lol I suppose "better" would depend on your perception...I believe it would certainly be better for ME lol *^)
by Copernicustomized on Sun Jun 18, 06 6:37pm [+]

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