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COMMENTS:
We're lucky they stopped them.. This time. But I thought our strugglin' in Iraq was what made US safe from this.. you know-taking the fight over There so we'll be safe Here (?)
by Jyl on Mon Jun 19, 06 5:42am
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Fortunately there is no such thing as terrorism. The cyanide gas the CIA was going to use was in fact knockout gas used by the US military, so the victims could be shipped off to area 51 to be used for alien/human/bigfoot cross-breeding experiments to create a master race of soldiers to steal oil for halliburton. It was ultimately called off because bigfoot refused to mate until after marriage, and republicans don't approve of cross species marriages. I can't believe you didn't already know this.
^hahahahahahahahaha
Given this admin's proclivity towards tooting its own horn when it does big things, I'm led to wonder why this wasn't announced the minute it was foiled, idf it actually happened. I mean, to hear the news that, while we were still relling and in shock over 9/11, that a second plot had been turned aside- think of the morale it would've stirred, the patriotism, the free propaganda.
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