WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE JEWS?

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WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE JEWS?


[+] ballot by _Beelzebubba
created Thu Jun 22, 06

I know I've been a little harsh on this group lately because of that little country calld "Israel" and the underhanded way they have of influencing the governments and the media of the world.

Before you run and call the ADL, take some time to list some of the good ones.

Can I get an "Oy vey!"?

Jon Stewart
Adam Sandler
Jackie Mason
Neil Diamond
Sarah Silverman
Leonard Bernstein
William Shatner
Albert Einstein
B. Kliban (world's funniest cartoonist)
Paul Newman
George and Ira Gershwin
Robert Reich
Aaron Copland
Natalie Portman
Larry David
Gary Shandling
Isaac Asimov
Jesus
Moe Howard
Larry Fine
Curly Howard
Shemp Howard
Alex Borstein
Seth Green
Mila Kunis
Matt Stone
Moses
Leonard Nimoy
David Lee Roth
Bob Dylan
Yehudi Menuhin
Lisa Kudrow
Jerry Seinfeld
God
Sammy Davis, Jr.
King David
Mathilde Krim
Abraham Joshua Heschel
Al Franken
Barry Goldwater
The Beastie Boys
Elie Wiesel
Simon Wiesenthal
Viktor Frankl
Alicia Silverstone
Lou Reed
Shylock
my boss
Jonathan Pollard
David Berkowitz
Ethel and Julius Rosenberg
Ron Jeremy
GS_NewWorldRuler
Russ Feingold
ESTHER (Madonna) :-)
Steven Spielberg
Barbara Streisand
Bette Midler
Sandy Koufax
Solomon
Zola Levitt
Gene Simmons


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COMMENTS:
I once rode in an elevator with Jackie Mason. What a really nice guy.
by _Beelzebubba on Thu Jun 22, 06 8:22am [+]

Let's see...Just for starters, here's my list:

Carl Sagan; Billy Joel, Bob Dylan; Paul Simon; Art Garfunkel; Carole King; Bill Maher; Bobby Fischer; Gary Kasparov; Mike Wallace; Jerzy Kosinsky; J.D. Salinger; David Beckham; Nostradamus; Goldie Hawn; David Blaine; David Copperfield; Sarah Jessica Parker; Mel Brooks; Billy Crystal; Geraldo Rivera; Dustin Hoffman; Harrison Ford; Wynona Ryder; Robert Downey, Jr; Peter Green; Sandy Koufax; Ben Stiller; Paul Newman; Paula Abdul; Randy Newman; Peter Sellers, and many, many others.

Those Jews "got game."
by xxxxxxxx on Thu Jun 22, 06 8:40am [+]

EINSTIEN!! MOST BRILLIANT MAN!
by aya on Thu Jun 22, 06 8:43am [+]

I don't think they would want Bobby Fischer on this list. IC_tune
by _Beelzebubba on Thu Jun 22, 06 8:47am [+]

^True, Beez, true. The man is a genius at chess, but a jerk at life. Also, he has renounced his heritage and claims to be a fundamentalist Christian.
by xxxxxxxx on Thu Jun 22, 06 8:50am [+]

Don't forget the big JC. We was a Jew too wasn't he?
by B_P on Thu Jun 22, 06 9:19am [+]

Einstein, and Seinfeld, Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner.
Groucho, Chico, Harpo, and Bob Oppenheimer.
Houdini, Alan Freed (with his Rhythm and Blues).
These are a few of my favorite Jews.
by Lemmingstraggler on Thu Jun 22, 06 9:48am [+]

there are some worthy people here.

too bad a small minority of them is giving the whole group such a bad name.
by LCD on Thu Jun 22, 06 11:19am [+]

and the underhanded way they have of influencing the governments and the media of the world.

Before you run and call the ADL,

There you go again. Ready to write your book report on the Protocols of the Elders of Zion yet?

But to answer your question, I will just list those who are Jewish or half Jewish ancestry who have won a Nobel Prize. There are at least 170. This is approximately 22% of all individual recipients worldwide between 1901 and 2005, and 37% of all US recipients during the same period. In the scientific research fields of Chemistry, Economics, Medicine, and Physics, the corresponding world and US percentages are 26% and 39%, respectively. (Jews currently make up approximately 0.25% of the world's population and 2% of the US population.) Really quite remarkable, isn't it?

World Peace
* 1911 - Alfred Fried
* 1911 - Tobias Michael Carel Asser
* 1968 - Rene Cassin
* 1973 - Henry Kissinger
* 1978 - Menachem Begin
* 1986 - Elie Wiesel
* 1994 - Shimon Peres
* 1994 - Yitzhak Rabin
* 1995 - Joseph Rotblat

Literature
* 1910 - Paul Heyse
* 1927 - Henri Bergson
* 1958 - Boris Pasternak
* 1966 - Shmuel Yosef Agnon
* 1966 - Nelly Sachs
* 1976 - Saul Bellow
* 1978 - Isaac Bashevis Singer
* 1981 - Elias Canetti
* 1987 - Joseph Brodsky
* 1991 - Nadine Gordimer
* 2001 - Imre Kertesz
* 2005 - Harold Pinter

Chemistry
* 1905 - Adolph Von Baeyer
* 1906 - Henri Moissan
* 1910 - Otto Wallach
* 1915 - Richard Willstaetter
* 1918 - Fritz Haber
* 1943 - George Charles de Hevesy
* 1961 - Melvin Calvin
* 1962 - Max Ferdinand Perutz
* 1972 - William Howard Stein
* 1977 - Ilya Prigogine
* 1979 - Herbert Charles Brown
* 1980 - Paul Berg
* 1980 - Walter Gilbert
* 1981 - Roald Hoffmann
* 1982 - Aaron Klug
* 1985 - Herbert Hauptman
* 1985 - Jerome Karle
* 1989 - Sidney Altman
* 1992 - Rudolph Marcus
* 2004 - Avram Hershko, Aaron Ciechanover and Irwin Rose

Economics
* 1970 - Paul Samuelson
* 1971 - Simon Kuznets
* 1972 - Kenneth Arrow
* 1973 - Wassily Leontief
* 1975 - Leonid Kantorovich
* 1976 - Milton Friedman
* 1978 - Herbert A. Simon
* 1980 - Lawrence Robert Klein
* 1985 - Franco Modigliani
* 1987 - Robert M. Solow
* 1990 - Harry Markowitz
* 1990 - Merton Miller
* 1992 - Gary Becker
* 1993 - Robert Fogel
* 1994 - John Harsanyi
* 1997 - Myron Scholes
* 2001 - Joseph Stiglitz
* 2001 - George A. Akerlof
* 2002 - Daniel Kahneman
* 2005 - Robert Aumann

Medicine
* 1908 - Elie Metchnikoff & Paul Ehrlich
* 1914 - Robert Barany
* 1922 - Otto Meyerhof
* 1930 - Karl Landsteiner
* 1931 - Otto Warburg
* 1936 - Otto Loewi
* 1944 - Herbert Spencer Gasser
* 1944 - Joseph Erlanger
* 1945 - Ernst Boris Chain
* 1946 - Hermann Joseph Muller
* 1947 - Gerty Cori
* 1950 - Tadeus Reichstein
* 1952 - Selman Abraham Waksman
* 1953 - Hans Krebs & Fritz Lipmann
* 1958 - Joshua Lederberg
* 1959 - Arthur Kornberg
* 1964 - Konrad Bloch
* 1965 - Francois Jacob & Andre Lwoff
* 1967 - George Wald
* 1968 - Marshall Nirenberg
* 1969 - Salvador Luria
* 1970 - Julius Axelrod & Bernard Katz
* 1972 - Gerald Maurice Edelman
* 1975 - David Baltimore & Howard Temin
* 1976 - Baruch Blumberg
* 1977 - Rosalyn Sussman Yalow & Andrew V. Schally
* 1978 - Daniel Nathans
* 1980 - Baruj Benacerraf
* 1984 - Cesar Milstein
* 1985 - Michael Stuart Brown & Joseph Goldstein
* 1986 - Stanley Cohen & Rita Levi-Montalcini
* 1988 - Gertrude Elion
* 1989 - Harold Varmus
* 1994 - Alfred Gilman & Martin Rodbell
* 1997- Stanley B. Prusiner
* 1998 - Robert Furchgott
* 2000 - Paul Greengard
* 2002 - H. Robert Horvitz & Sydney Brenner

Physics
* 1907 - Albert Abraham Michelson
* 1908 - Gabriel Lippmann
* 1921 - Albert Einstein
* 1922 - Niels Bohr
* 1925 - James Franck & Gustav Hertz
* 1943 - Otto Stern
* 1944 - Isidor Issac Rabi
* 1945 - Wolfgang Pauli
* 1952 - Felix Bloch
* 1954 - Max Born
* 1958 - Igor Tamm & Il'ja Mikhailovich Frank
* 1959 - Emilio Segrč
* 1960 - Donald A. Glaser
* 1961 - Robert Hofstadter
* 1962 - Lev Davidovich Landau
* 1963 - Eugene Wigner
* 1965 - Richard Feynman & Julian Schwinger
* 1967 - Hans Bethe
* 1969 - Murray Gell-Mann
* 1971 - Dennis Gabor
* 1972 - Leon Cooper
* 1973 - Brian David Josephson
* 1975 - Benjamin Mottleson
* 1976 - Burton Richter
* 1978 - Arno Allan Penzias & Pyotr Kapitsa
* 1979 - Stephen Weinberg & Sheldon Glashow
* 1988 - Leon Lederman & Melvin Schwartz & Jack Steinberger
* 1990 - Jerome Friedman
* 1992- Georges Charpak
* 1995 - Martin Perl & Fredrick Reines
* 1996 - Douglas D. Osheroff & David M. Lee
* 1997 - Claude Cohen-Tannoudji
* 2000 - Zhores I. Alferov
* 2003 - Vitaly Ginzburg & Alexei A. Abrikosov
* 2004 - H. David Politzer & David Gross
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Thu Jun 22, 06 11:26am [+]

L'chaim!!

(And leave it to FiddleFaddle to drain the humor out of this ballot.)
by xxxxxxxx on Thu Jun 22, 06 12:13pm [+]

Somehow I am not surprised cranky added Shylock. Of course, cranky isn't racist in any way.
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Thu Jun 22, 06 3:33pm [+]

Norman Finkelstein,definitely.
by robotthinker on Thu Jun 22, 06 4:18pm [+]

no for real, jews own the company i work for
by avalanche_ave on Thu Jun 22, 06 7:21pm [+]

Yes, "leave it to FiddleFaddle to drain the humor out of this ballot."

No kidding.

It was a joke, Fiddle. Ha, ha.

Like I said, in a previous ballot, everytime someone cracks a funny around here anymore, one of the easily offended starts howling.

Are you going to start bombing me with negative karma, now, Fiddle? Like your Kool-Aid guru?
by cranky on Fri Jun 23, 06 6:22am [+]

And I just put up another couple of smart ass ballot choices for you to holler about.

IC_nerner

by cranky on Fri Jun 23, 06 6:24am [+]

No, just pointing out that you need to look in the mirror every single time you call herzog a racist.
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Fri Jun 23, 06 6:30am [+]

I fail to see how cranky is racist in the least.
by xxxxxxxx on Fri Jun 23, 06 11:30am [+]

Fiddle:

Of course there is one pertinent difference: your Kool-Aid guru is one, and I'm not.

And to add to your litany of Jewish greatness, from the web site "onestepdown."

JEWISH INVENTIONS
capitalism
communism
psychoanalysis
cholesterol
circumcision
discount stores
cheescake
florida and los angeles
pawn shops
israel
god
shiksas
long black coats
premature ejaculation
chinese food
three family houses
hitler
learning disabilities
compound interest
insomnia
the quota system
interracial understanding
cafeterias
social workers
unlisted phone numbers
estate planning
lemon trees

Gasp! What a racist!

IC_eins
by cranky on Fri Jun 23, 06 12:08pm [+]

^^^^^IC_shhh^^^^^
by robotthinker on Fri Jun 23, 06 3:11pm [+]

Hitler a Jewish invention? That is absolutely the most asinine dipshit dumbass comment I have ever seen posted on this site.
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Tue Oct 17, 06 8:13pm [+]






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