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it cut me off... you could go around naked and nobody would be able to see you, ahh peaceful
Naked? In the middle of the Irish Sea?
Oh you're brave! 
Did somebody say naked? Actually, if I ran around there naked, all the trees would pull themselves into the ground in horror.
nucky dont say that
yea, naked, sure, why not??
The golf course idea was the first to pop into my head.
How about gathering all of the virgins in the world together and sending them there to have a giant orgy?
^ Oh wait, sorry, that would leave the island littered with used condoms, torn and tattered clothing, birth control packaging, etc.
Ok, I thought about something else with that gathering of virgins comment. The virgins HAVE to be over the age of 18, lol.
^ thought about something else to ADD with that gathering...
Ok, I have something else to say. I'VE COMMENTED ON THIS BALLOT TOO DAMN MUCH! :-D
I did like your Virgin Paradise idea, providing it was a designated NO PERVERT zone, too... with a litter clause. ;)
First of all, I’d dig a moat around my 5 acres, and then declare all my land as an independent nation, breaking away from whosever’s jurisdiction my (now independent) country fell under.
I would name it Internalia and I’d declare myself undisputed monarch and All powerful Blue Wizard over my sheep and tree citizens.
Then I’d start a few rumours that Internalia had plenty of oil and was going to start selling it in euros, to fund our new nuclear power station (not warheads, honestly):o)
Finally, I’d sit back and wait for the United States to send in troops to liberate my oppressed sheep and tree citizens via my pretend oil fields :o) at which point I’ll explain, in French, that I would be open to negotiations of my nation’s surrender, as long as the negotiations do not go beyond 6pm Internalia time because I had declared happy hour at the national bar and it’s mandatory for all Government officials to attend.
As soon as Internalia surrenders to the US we will start getting American Aid to rebuild our country. That and the kick backs for dishing out the contracts, should put King IC in a position to live royaly for ever and ever. :o)
There may also be room for a Queen Zig. ;o)
I was going for the farm til I saw this choice! :p
But really I want a little farm, just the garden, and some pet chickens and goats, a couple cows and donkeys.. with some Wild and Free around the edges, and some Animal Sanctuary action!
Yes I'm making plans.. oh yes..
by Jyl on Fri Jun 23, 06 4:46am
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2 words; marijuana plants
Welcome to Bubbaland!  Cha'mone motherƒu¢kers!
Such good ideas so far!
I always wanted to buy some open land out in the desert where I can host a continuously running free to enter Burning-Man type festival.
by LCD on Fri Jun 23, 06 1:22pm
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Just assuming he doesn't live on it.
Tell him to
1: Hire a lawyer
2: Ask the lawyer how to best deal with squatters.
Only logical thing to do. Create a safe haven for all members of this august community, providea place for us to commune, interface and, if need be, hide out from HomeSec.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a tie:
Two winners, whoohoo!
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