COMMENTS:
Actually, the first FIVE choices were all done by a next-door neighbor from hell that I had in New Jersey.
I think you should move
We moved away from there 14 years ago.
Wound up being a three-alarm fire call. Lucky the wind was blowing south, or I'd be typing this from a homeless shelter.
Aren't *all* New Jersey neighbors from *some* part of Hell?
My next door neighbour recently removed an old pathway in the back garden and replaced it with turf that is a noticably darker shade of green with the surrounding lawn. Nothing has been done to rectify it and looks hilarious.
My neighbor from hell kept lying to the police. He was pathological that way.
The dumbass who used to live next door to me (he had hair like Elvis, but weighed about 120 pounds) one time in the fall, took a wet/dry vac and vacuumed his front yard. What a dick. He was after the acorns that the two oaks by the street had dropped. He and his two dick kids spent hours vacuuming the whole yard. It was hilarious, but soooo dumb, to see them squatting down, slowly moving the hose back and forth to pick up the debris.
I guess he wasn't a total idiot, though as Asshead only ever did it once.
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