advice : food health : ITCHY BALLS [+] serious ballot by zacam1 created Wed Jul 12, 06 What to do? My balls are itchy, and it's late. Scratch em Rub em until the cat notices, jumps on em, and claws the hell out of the boys drag across the sleeping wife's face go to sleep, it's late Shave em stick em against the cool wall oh.. my wife is snoring with her mouth agape. I think i'll dop em in for a spell baby oil spell scrotum 100 times in my head pretend I am a secret agent, caught by the enemy. I'm being tortured with itching powder to the junk Get rid of the crabs. rub Ben-Gay on em. jerk off Soak 'em in cider Grab a Brillo pad and go to town Trim the garden Remove the problem appendage Do the 'Wormy Dog' across the floor Put 'em in a vise and get a course wood file Dowse liberally with rubbing alcohol and light a cigerette Take a handful of phenobarbitol and down a fifth of rum Eli-mite - get rid of them bugs Eli-mite Go to the doctors piss on emm Maybe it's Nad-itus Register to submit choices Ballot #97350 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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