COULD YOU FIT A WATERMELLON UP YOUR ASS FOR 1 BILLION DOLLARS?

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COULD YOU FIT A WATERMELLON UP YOUR ASS FOR 1 BILLION DOLLARS?

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sports : COULD YOU FIT A WATERMELLON UP YOUR ASS FOR 1 BILLION DOLLARS?

[+] ballot by xxxxxxxx
created Fri Dec 26, 03
It would be nationally televised of course.

yes
no
I want that BOY!!!
...one piece at a time
I would sure as hell try
Could you learn to spell "Melon" ?
It would hurt but I'd give it a try
How big of a watermelon?
DEEEZZ NUTZ
you like things up the ass dont u !
Spike Lee can
will you spit the seeds out?

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COMMENTS:
I would -- I'm just not sure I COULD. Could novacaine be involved?

by xxxxxxxx on Fri Jan 09, 04 1:09am [+]

couchgnome is dead

by xxxxxxxx on Sat Jan 31, 04 6:25am [+]

Mmmmfff MmmmmmFFff Oooooh Ahhhh MmmMMMmmmfFFF, (Goodness me!) Oooooffff.

I've managed an apple so far but I'm still only in training. Is this Billion Dollars Guaranteed?? I'd hate you to welch on a bet after all this effort I'm putting in.

by British_Bloke on Sat Jan 31, 04 8:30pm [+]

hehe, you wish

by xxxxxxxx on Sat Jan 31, 04 8:31pm [+]

how about I stick one up your ass for a billion dollars insted?

by BLACKHEARTEDFORCE on Sun Feb 22, 04 8:58am [+]

How the hell do I know?!

by Gnomehunter1 on Wed May 19, 04 7:45am [+]

Even pureed, the colon can't handle that much mass at once. There would be sphincter tearing and OH MY GOD IT HURTS...

by mc_unimportant on Thu Oct 28, 04 11:55pm [+]

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